I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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