She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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