ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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