If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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