I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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