Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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