i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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