2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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