Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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