This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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