The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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