return my video game
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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