I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
BRING THE BAGELS
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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