Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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