you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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