im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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