We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
should my penis look like a turkey
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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