...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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