You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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