If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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