Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
there is puke in my bra ... again
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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