ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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