I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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