I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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