there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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