spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
