the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
he fucked my hip out of place.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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