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say what?
wanna hang out?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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