Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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