Please, let me fuck your mom
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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