she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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