I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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