idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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