Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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