Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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