I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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