Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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