There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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