I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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Terrible idea I love it
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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