Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i think my mom watched the whole time
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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