Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
