He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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