they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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