she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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