He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Are we still banned from the library?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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