so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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