hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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