I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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