4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
