I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
When did angry sex become our thing?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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