those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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