absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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