why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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