Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
