you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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